How can you tell it’s December? The Elf is on the Shelf

So, yeah… Rebelshire has a fecking elf. He arrived 3 years ago in a fit of desperation on my part. Trapped at home As a stay at home mom of not one, but TWO rambunctious toddlers in a small NYC apartment, I was game to try anything that might get them to calm down as the holidays…

Deck The Elves!!

Deck the Halls with fecking elves Who has all this time? Pinterest the Elf. I’m so sick of these impish stares – How many days of “glee”, Elf on the Shelf? Why did we buy into this gnome? Just get the feck out! Elf on the Shelf! If only they just moved themselves Then I…