Sweet Baby Jeebus! – What was that sound?!

Sweet Baby Jeebus! – What was that sound?! They climbed up the bookcase!?? Books tossed onto the ground! Tore all the pages, scattered pieces wide… Mess well made, kids. Hope you’re satisfied. Why must you climb like a monkey up a tree? And ruin things so precious to me? There’s no more tucking nice things…

How to get Five Minutes of Peace

All I wanted to have was 5 minutes of peace. I figured I’d run out to the laundry room & empty the dryers quickly & more importantly, ALONE. As I’m getting the laundry out of the dryer. Girl pops her head around the corner & asks to help. Ok, fine… Thank you.   Then Boy…