Donny the Elf, with his little pal Corky.

Deck the Halls with fecking elves

Who has all this time? Pinterest the Elf.

I’m so sick of these impish stares –
How many days of “glee”, Elf on the Shelf?

Why did we buy into this gnome?
Just get the feck out! Elf on the Shelf!

If only they just moved themselves
Then I could forget Elf on the Shelf

Wait – it’s only real when all alone?

We Whovians call those “Weeping Angels”!

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